Watch Your Language: A Quiz

If all of this Valentine’s Day coupledom and togetherness is making you a little queasy, we get it. This time of year can get emotionally exhausting. That’s why we’re here to help you treat yo’ self, using the power of your Love Language.

In the two decades since Gary Chapman’s The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate hit the shelves, this book has become ubiquitous in self-help and relationship circles. Sure, Chapman’s thesis may be anecdotal and lack scientific rigor, but when has that ever stopped me from buying into something before?

This quiz will help you figure out the perfect gift to buy yourself for Valentine’s Day. Meet your own Love Language needs, and eschew humanity forever!

Choose an aphrodesiac
Correct!
Wrong!

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Pick a PANTONE color
Bittersweet
Chocolate Truffle
Candy Pink
Ashes of Roses
Purple Heart
Pink Champagne
Correct!
Wrong!

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Choose a conversation heart message
Correct!
Wrong!

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Which of these emojis best reflects your flirtation style?
Correct!
Wrong!

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Pick a lovesick DiCaprio
Correct!
Wrong!

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