Things a mermaid owns

1)   strapless-convertible shell bra

2)   3-year membership at Aqua Beat Zumba Studio (tag line Aqua Beat: Who Need Feet?)

3)   this:

4)   2 ½ week supply of Barnacle-B-Gone (industrial strength)

5)   a bull shark boyfriend that her parents don’t approve of, but you don’t understand he’s not like that

6)   Born to Sing: The Ultimate Voice Training Course 4-tape set

7)   Map of the Carribean with pins at Kingston Bay, Ile de la Gonave, Anguilla, and St. Kitts.

8)   The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock and Other Poems, 1976 edition (laminated)